This is the best map I've ever played. Every time I wake up, I play this map instead of having breakfast to start my morning off right. I have a framed picture of this map on my desk, so whenever I'm feeling down, I can look at this masterpiece, and know that everything will be okay. I've started sanding my feet in real life too, to bring me closer to this map. It hurts - I've lost so much blood, and my family has called the police on me 37 times, but they don't understand. They'll never understand. I heard that if you play this map for long enough, it lets you out, but I've never left. Why would anyone want to leave? I love you Sandpaper. I want to be with you forever.
1/5 stars