-was shottgunned by a Shotgun-Guard
-was enlightened by a Light-Guard
-was punctured by a Machinegun-Guard
-was blasted by an Infantry
-received a minor concussion from a Berserker
-was gunned down by a Gunner
-was sucked by a Parasite
-was distracted when they saw an Iron Maiden
-was vored by a Mutant
-was incinerated by a Medic
-was exploded by a Tank
-was imploded by a Tank Commander
-thought the Electrician was a trach-can
-had a meat-ball party with the Brains
-flew with a Flyer
-was railed by a Gladiator
-flew too close to the sun with an Icarus
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